REAL Gs MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA
Integrity as Wellness. Wiggy Sex. Manual for the Warrior of Light.
WHEN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS MATCH LIKE AUNTIE AND UNCLE’S VEGAS CASINO FANNY PACKS…INTEGRITY
A word. A good word. Integrity is a premium product, and to be very fucking honest, it’s rare as fuck. TBH, I think that texting, COVID, phone porn and a complete mistrust in a viable global humanitarian-centered safety net called “job security,” “healthcare” and “equitable succession” are at the core.
1) Shall we?
Texting - “Wyd.” “I’m almost there.” “Wya?” All that shit - the immediacy of being able to change plans erodes being a person of your word. I too have done it, I cannot tell a fucking lie fam. But what I am doing bout that shit now? I’m is being 'counable. Back in the day, you said you’d meet your friend weeks before the rendevous, and you’d show the fuck up. Let’s do that shit, mmmmmkkk?
COVID - An invisible disease made us compliant to disordered rule, and issa shit storm. The kids? They are feeling it most. They have no deep backstory to support this narrative. Can we really ask them to trust us when the globe adopted protocals that impacted their mental, physical, spiritual and financial health? NOPE. We’ll see the impact of this for years to comee, and in ways yet to be undertsood. I bet ya a penny each - these kids will have less fucks to give than any generation about trusting big government, yes-people in general and rules. And more fucks to give about living in the moment, doing for self, and crafted framilies. And that’s a good thing.
Phone Porn - When I was a kid, I had to get porn from my GPA’s stash. There, in the VHS tape treasure trove - I learned many things from the Goddess Vanessa DelRio.
I owe her many, many, many thanks. Point being, I had to search for that shit. Risk was involved. Now? I can find shit that is wilder than even I imagined in seconds. For many, this well of wildness is their ONLY education on human sexuality. Problem is - shit is emotionally dishonest. Hence, there’s a whole population who really believess that how well you can twerk, how much ass you eat, and how much pound said ass, mouth or coochie can take is all there is to being a “G.” Le sigh. And with every other person lying about how much of an ocean their yoni is, and how big their surfboard is, issa mess. Dishonest for $300, Alex. Can we all just re-learn to people wuth people? TY.
Global distrust of successful succession systems - A FUCKING MOUTHFUL BUT HEY VANESSA TAUGHT ME. Said distrust makes it markedly trying to give a fuck about anything but yo’self. I get it! Yet, let’s be mindful we are not fucking ourselves over for prosperity.
Insert deep thought here: “Ain’t shit people have ain’t shit ways and ain’t shit words.”
2) Wiggy Sex. I’m a fan of changing all things up, and a wig a week is a sure way to have a good time. At least, given zeitgeist and history, seems tis’ true. So, as we all address the humdrum yet rollr-coaster faith walk of adulting, try a new ting. Of note - if you gonna do the thang - do it. Get a pro-installer for a more, well, pro look. I got a few up my sleeve if interested. They’re Black, female and bout it. I drop my coins where it counts - see “Integrity.”
3) Manual for the Warrior of Light. This book is a GODSEND. My Ancestors love it, and hence, so do I. Check out my reads from it and other tomes on my Instagram stories, page and IGTV at HoodooJawn.
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